1 // Leesburg beauty wins Miss Florida Elizabeth Fechtel’s win makes Queen Elizabeth as American as apple pie!
2 // IRS “loses” incriminating emails I would have thought accountability — of all things — would be easier to find at the IRS.
3 // Harrison Ford’s leg broken filming next “Star Wars” movie I knew this when I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fanboys suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
4 // Hope Solo arrested for assault The Olympic gold-medal soccer star said proving her innocence is now her main gooooooooooaal!
5 // Bikefest raises $187k for local charities Which is a huge relief to all the bikers who donated their time to the parties, cruising and drinking. Because it’s really all about the children.
6 // Local man wins Floral Designer of the Year from the Florida State Florists Association So who’s driving Miss Daisy’s? Bob Tucker!