Jamie Mark’s The Hit List: April 2014

1 // Mount Dora indisposed The city hopes to go from paying for sewage disposal to making money on it by drying and pasteurizing the waste into fertilizer for sale. Gives new meaning to the expression “flush with cash.”

2 // South Lake gets on its soapbox Soapbox derby racing coming to Clermont! The community is unsure how to feel after organizer John Bomm’s assurence that its all downhill from here.

3 // How I Met Your Mother Fans say the series finale was legen-… wait for it…

4 // Leesburg chickens out The revised city ordinance allowing residents to raise up to 15 chickens in their backyards has some people cheering while others just don’t give a cluck.

5 // Canadian woman fakes quintuplet pregnancy and fools everyone, including the supposed father! Shame that her early “labor” ruined the best April Fool’s prank. Ever.

6 // Fruitland Park zoning out In the latest development, city commissioners consider zoning changes needed for The Villages expansion. Now this is how to annex a territory you want! Hope Putin’s taking notes.

7 // Mount Dora makes the list of Best Small Towns to Visit in 2014 by Smithsonian Magazine. In a related story, Mount Dora names Smithsonian Magazine to its list of best publications to read — after L&S Style, of course!

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