Lake and Sumter Style Magazine
01:06 pm
15 October 2018

James Combs’ Hit List

  1. Lake County Schools recently received employees’ feedback about arming them on campus. I’d recommend that history teachers carry a Civil War musket and librarians carry a gun with a silencer.
  2. In recent months, dozens of Leesburg residents have complained that their mail is disappearing. If I caught someone stealing my mail, I’d likely go postal. 
  3. A Lake County sheriff’s deputy searched an automobile that was parked at a public boat ramp for two hours and found a variety of drugs. The owner of the automobile admitted to snorting cocaine because she was trying to get up for a family gathering. In her defense, she probably isn’t a big fan of cocaine. She just likes the way it smells. 
  4. A Summerfield couple was arrested after shoplifting $657.75 worth of merchandise at Dollar General. Yep, when you want to steal valuable items, always choose Dollar General over a jewelry store. 
  5. Wildwood police arrested a woman who struck her intoxicated boyfriend with a vacuum cleaner after he woke her up. Your girlfriend attacking you with a vacuum cleaner? That must really suck. 
  6. Employees and animal lovers recently gathered at Trout Lake Nature Center in Eustis to celebrate Turtle Day. I’m guessing it turned out to be quite a shell-ebration. 

 

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